bioloyg:

Pokémon red/blue rival: eat shit and die. You’re never gonna make it to the Pokémon league you fucking twink. You piece of shit.

Pokémon sun/moon rival: I can’t wait to train more so I can become strong like you! You’re my best friend!!!

curvesncurls:

jumex:

I actually hate being sappy like I’ll say “I missed you today” then immediately drag them to diffuse the situation

“Where were you today? I missed u. Thought ya lil ugly ass went and joined the soul circus”